The midas touch~

So you've all heard the story...with midas
dont know what im tlking about
HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A RUT~?
Anyways
its some guy that was like
hey i like gold if i touch everything can i make it turn into gold?
and some god was like
ye why not ?

So here is some ancient relic that was touched by him
and under the picture
http://gizmodo.com/5422304/excuse-me-my-lord-your-golden-ps3-is-ready
look at the price... its only $5......000

So whoever is rich enough to buy this product is some rich arse bitch
and really shouldnt play anything too hectic... not too hard...not too frustrating
or he might just my piff that controller and
BOOM~! goes his 5000 bucks just like BOOM~! went that chem guys poor jaw

Smiles~