Costco

so if u arent american
you would be over the moon to know that there is costco in australia
yup in australia
in fact ... its in melbourne

alright
so after huge convincing
parents dragged me to costco ._.

So its like in the dockland side of melb
meaning its like a friggen hours drive to costco...
but ok thats the ok part
atleast we are getting somewhere
unlike the fact that we took the same time to find a FRIGGEN CARPARK

Anyways so... on the funny side... the elevator / lift was out of order.. haha why is this funny
lemme tell ya... costco is for bulk buying
meaning people only buy a huge amount of things...
and when there is only one lift + a massive amount of groceries in your trolley
this equals disaster... LOL and for the spectators a youtube or funny home videos worthy video
still dont get it... well
there are some people that try to trolley down the stairs
(dont try this at home) BAD IDEA... but at the same time .... its funny
Get my drift now~?

Anyways we go in.... and blahblah and this place is neat... its huge... and it ... also has a huge crowd... but dw its only like half of australians in there XD
with a tonne of people comes a tonne of trolleys ...
(picture this ... google china roads ...theres one with a round about and tonnes of cars )
now sub those cars as trolleys... and there you go
basically wat you all see in costco... and it is crazy ... traffic jams and crashes everywhere
if theres any tips i would give to costco... it will be to draw some road lines on the ground and stick some road signs here and there...
um no parking here... no overtaking... one way only... Give way... pedestrian crossing here...
Dont believe me? go costco and stand in a busy intersection... great for suicides (Y)

Righteo... traffic jam... get out of your trolley and go pick up some stuff...
the fruit looks good ... meat fish cheese... grab a coke here and there... (Y) and buy the time ur back
you realize OMFG my trolley is full ... pfft... not if your asian
YOu see i was strolling around picking things... but then parents are like
" DUDE MAN YOU GOTTA COMPARE WITH THE SAFEWAY AND COLES PRICE, THAT IS TOOO EXPENSIVE..."
" Mum it cost $20 for 200... "
"AT THE SAFEWAY YOU CAN GET IT $10 for the 100"
and then you have the white customers ... they look at ur parents like theyre psycho and take like 800
Basically everytime i wanted something... parents are like... nope too expensive... do you look at the price~! i am the disappointed in you the son ... SIGH~!!!!
I walk out of that costco with a handful of nothing i wanted... not even that lolly ... it looked soo good :'( oh wait its Costco and bulk buying >_> must use plurals... but those lollies :'(
NEVER WANT TO GO TO COSTCO AGAIN :'( I WANT MY LOLLIES
ONE up side... the food court had some chicken bake for 5 bucks... somehow i had some free money in my pocket... get one these random things... AND OMG... heaven hit me ... XD

So thats costco in my view...
if you've been leave your comments and experience in the comment sections belowwww
and if you havent... you would be probs like this...
you:hey xiaowei... do you think its worth it.?
me: er.. would i recommend it? er... yer just before you go... wear protective clothing and helmet... learn how to drive a trolley and ... get membership... or they wont even let you in... its friggen like the white house >_>
oh and one more thing... gas masks arent a bad idea...
you: GAS MASKS why do u need those...?
me: well theres a lot of people there... and the likelihood of a couple of them around you to drop a f bomb... ok too much ...haha XD

Smiles~~~