Facebook~ 2

Ok
i had my first rant at facebook
now for the second.... ok maybe not
im just here to say somethings that just scared me
or....
PISSED ME OFF about facebook XD

Alright
as facebook is American this americanism shet is taking over our lives...
Many of you may not know that poke is to poke using your finger at someone
BUT IN AUSTRALIA it also means to have ... w8... do stuff in the bed... together
with a person from the opposite sex or the same sex... if u swing that way
unbelievable... and i see people going around poking everyone...
dont you get tired?
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" yo mum... guess what? i poked my friend amanda today~!"
" YOU WAT~~~ did you wear protection?"
" WATTTT... mum what are you tlking about"
" well didnt you say you just had sex with your friend?"
" What .. no... POKE MUM FACEBOOK POKE..."
"i was just about to say... there is no way you can get a girl to sleep with you! haha"
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So poke now means to poke someone on facebook...
somethign else thats changed...
friends...
ON facebook friends dont exactly mean friends anymore...
Some of your "friends" you probs dont even know...

And thirdly
recently theres these questions popping up on walls...
do people still not realise that facebook is set to
FULL ON STALKER MODE.....
DO YOU WANT TO BE STALKED?
if your hot... leave your facebook profile link down in the comments friend me when i add you
and ill stlk you XD haha jokes.... no i mean it ... post it down there ....

Smiles ~