New Years Eve~

WASSSUP GUYS
ITS NEAR THE NEW YEAR
and yes i know i would be posting one in like 5 mins or less
but serious
HAPPY NEW YEARS~
So im going to give you a run down on this whole 2009 for me
Yesh life story
but here it goes
and u beta read

So wat really happened this year
seriously was nothing
dont get me rong
it was a good year
but now thinking back
there isnt really much i can remember or that stood out to me
well that may be my bad memory
but really nothing stood out ?
wow u no life jeff

PEACE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christmas~

Sup guys
merry christmas to you all
hope you have an awesome festive season
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!
hope santa gives you pressies

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Smiles~

Straight up~

Dont really feel like blogging
but have really blogged for real for a long time
who needs to be in the mood for blogging anyways
anyways imma try my best
here it goes

Have you ever done something
and kept doing it
even when people imply that its useless
or is bad

wow i dont know how to explain it
but heres an example

You are... i dunno ... doing something that pisses off a teacher
lets just say... i dunno... banging ur head on the table...? nah kidding
how about... dropping your pen regular and making an annoying noise. (coz u cant spin pens... loser.. jokes XD)
AND everyone around the room is staring at you and making coughing noises at u
even the teacher is UHMMMing at u
obviously wanting you to stop
But
your just like
what is there problem? like ur not doing anything
until the teacher cracks it at you
and tells u to stop trying to spin pens.
THEN you stop...
Get it now?
This kinda happened to me recently
and boy...
at first it shocks you
you are like... half embarrassed, half...sad?

Well somethings are for the better
if this has happened to you
Comment in the comment section below XD
maybe people tell u straight up they dont like you
maybe people tell you straight up that you shouldnt do some things you do
I dunno
so leave ur stories down below

Smiles~

Only when you give me cookies ~

so here is another cute vid
Now this is my third time
and now you probs know i like kids :)
and nooo im not pedo like some people say
but seriously when i grow up i want kids XD
sounds scary now but yer... seriously

but when i want kids
i dont want to raise them like this mother does
take a look


I love you too
but i dont love you allll the time XD

Parents dont try this at home
and prevent it at all times
although it is pretty cute

Smiles~

Dont touch me~!

Supz im here with another cute vid
they are just soo fun

Take a look



This makes me want to have kids RIGHT NOW~!
they are the cutest ever

And this is also the cutest awkward silence ive ever seen
watch 1.16
its the cutest ever 6 sec silence
"maybe max likes you?"
and shes like... "...o... nOO HE LIKES THE MANTA RAY"

Smiles have fun~

:P - assion

SUp
so i decided to blog today
coz i saw one of the cutest video on youtube
And i just couldnt stop thinking about how passionate this little kid is

take a look


And look at the quality of the facial expressions
PRICELESS
Alright maybe we dont understand wat his singing
but who cares
if u listen carefully you would hear that it actually sounds like the actual song
TALENTED I TELL YOU
i cant even play that on guitar hero let alone an ACTUAL guitar (or ukelele wwateva)
So what if he donest know the lyrics
when your this good
He's just like "F this im too pro ill just make them up"
this is amazing
and to see all the views his got 4mil +
amazing
youtube should pay this guy
so he can produce more covers of his favourite songs and in addition
add his adorable facial expressions
gotta love them
EPIC FACE~

Smiles~

results~

So as people in australia know
tommorrow we get our results for vce
and for us asian kids
its either
life or death :S

So im just blogging to wish everyone a good luck
i know we cant do anything now
but a little wish wont do any harm
and im praying that i get a decent mark
so i dont get another lecture from my parents
SIGH~!

Peace out and see you tomorrow
when i will tell you my results

Smiles~

Update~

GG
i blogged around 5 times today
world news is just soo exciting when you got nothing to do
wow never realized
anyways
i also been updating a moment with you
and updated my links in the sidebar on the right
check it out
some new links
and they are all pretty awesome (Y)

Peace and ill see you some other time XD~

COPZ~

SO
if you dont know
i aint the biggest fan of cops
i have nothing against them
but wat we here on the news makes me think something else

anyways heres some of my evidence


Fcking insane police driver is driving at 94 mph
times that by 1.6 and you get the Km/h around that
so 94x1.6=105.4
yessh i did that in my head and yesssh im doing spesh next year

NOT ONLY THAT this cop
NO headlights and also no siren
so he was speeding coz he likes it ...
oh and this is in america and supposedly they drive on the opposite of us in australia meaning this guy was driving on the wrong side of the road
SIGH~! dickhead
and of course...
BOOM~! like that golden ps3 or like that chem guys jaw :S
2 teenagers dead both from orange and both 19
sigh police these days...
OH and another thing on top of this disgrace...
the police was charger 1st degree man slaughter so he cant exactly work
but the police came up with a bright idea
and are paying him for service leave...
WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTT TTTTTTHHHHEE FFAAACCCKK
this aint some assassins creed
you dont get paid to kill two random teenagers
FCK YOU COPS...
and dont give me this nonsense about
" oh xiaowei thats only in america~"
" no you fck head if it happens in america it is likely to happen here" .

Leave your response down below ~

Smiles~
(and excuse for the over the top swearing coz when i blog and saw this
i was like wat the ... shet... fcking police)
AND yesh if police find out about this blog and this post
which i hope they wont ... might just sentence me to bagging charges >_>
and hopefully i still get that pocket money i get from my mommy
Soo much for doing bad these days...
its like you get paid to do bad

The midas touch~

So you've all heard the story...with midas
dont know what im tlking about
HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A RUT~?
Anyways
its some guy that was like
hey i like gold if i touch everything can i make it turn into gold?
and some god was like
ye why not ?

So here is some ancient relic that was touched by him
and under the picture
http://gizmodo.com/5422304/excuse-me-my-lord-your-golden-ps3-is-ready
look at the price... its only $5......000

So whoever is rich enough to buy this product is some rich arse bitch
and really shouldnt play anything too hectic... not too hard...not too frustrating
or he might just my piff that controller and
BOOM~! goes his 5000 bucks just like BOOM~! went that chem guys poor jaw

Smiles~

Chewing gum~

NEVER
EVER
DO
THIS
AT
HOME
or at school coz this is just whacked

So i know a lot of people like chewing gum... a lot do it in class
even after the teacher has told them to chuck it out....

you will think twice..
think that links fake? well ur an idiot
im still gonna tell you

So this guy he's some die hard chemistry student... loves his gum...also loves his acids...
he has some habit of dipping his chewed gum into citric acid for an extra boost in taste...
not a bad idea... until one day
he put it in something that LOOKS like citric acid ...
and lets just say that "solution" isnt the best for u...
check it out

http://www.news24.com/Content/World/News/1073/f9288c35d4214826a97986dd2d02a10e/09-12-2009-02-07/Students_jaw_blown_off_by_gum

Yesh ur eyes didnt read wrong
he died with his jaw blown off
Moral of the story? dont chew gum in a chem room
and dont dip it in friggen explosive acid... thats just insane

So guys
whats your favourite flavour of gum?
or wats a gum flavour you want to create?
Leave your interesting and creative comments in the comment section BELOW~!

Smiles~

Facebook~ 2

Ok
i had my first rant at facebook
now for the second.... ok maybe not
im just here to say somethings that just scared me
or....
PISSED ME OFF about facebook XD

Alright
as facebook is American this americanism shet is taking over our lives...
Many of you may not know that poke is to poke using your finger at someone
BUT IN AUSTRALIA it also means to have ... w8... do stuff in the bed... together
with a person from the opposite sex or the same sex... if u swing that way
unbelievable... and i see people going around poking everyone...
dont you get tired?
***
" yo mum... guess what? i poked my friend amanda today~!"
" YOU WAT~~~ did you wear protection?"
" WATTTT... mum what are you tlking about"
" well didnt you say you just had sex with your friend?"
" What .. no... POKE MUM FACEBOOK POKE..."
"i was just about to say... there is no way you can get a girl to sleep with you! haha"
***
So poke now means to poke someone on facebook...
somethign else thats changed...
friends...
ON facebook friends dont exactly mean friends anymore...
Some of your "friends" you probs dont even know...

And thirdly
recently theres these questions popping up on walls...
do people still not realise that facebook is set to
FULL ON STALKER MODE.....
DO YOU WANT TO BE STALKED?
if your hot... leave your facebook profile link down in the comments friend me when i add you
and ill stlk you XD haha jokes.... no i mean it ... post it down there ....

Smiles ~

Costco

so if u arent american
you would be over the moon to know that there is costco in australia
yup in australia
in fact ... its in melbourne

alright
so after huge convincing
parents dragged me to costco ._.

So its like in the dockland side of melb
meaning its like a friggen hours drive to costco...
but ok thats the ok part
atleast we are getting somewhere
unlike the fact that we took the same time to find a FRIGGEN CARPARK

Anyways so... on the funny side... the elevator / lift was out of order.. haha why is this funny
lemme tell ya... costco is for bulk buying
meaning people only buy a huge amount of things...
and when there is only one lift + a massive amount of groceries in your trolley
this equals disaster... LOL and for the spectators a youtube or funny home videos worthy video
still dont get it... well
there are some people that try to trolley down the stairs
(dont try this at home) BAD IDEA... but at the same time .... its funny
Get my drift now~?

Anyways we go in.... and blahblah and this place is neat... its huge... and it ... also has a huge crowd... but dw its only like half of australians in there XD
with a tonne of people comes a tonne of trolleys ...
(picture this ... google china roads ...theres one with a round about and tonnes of cars )
now sub those cars as trolleys... and there you go
basically wat you all see in costco... and it is crazy ... traffic jams and crashes everywhere
if theres any tips i would give to costco... it will be to draw some road lines on the ground and stick some road signs here and there...
um no parking here... no overtaking... one way only... Give way... pedestrian crossing here...
Dont believe me? go costco and stand in a busy intersection... great for suicides (Y)

Righteo... traffic jam... get out of your trolley and go pick up some stuff...
the fruit looks good ... meat fish cheese... grab a coke here and there... (Y) and buy the time ur back
you realize OMFG my trolley is full ... pfft... not if your asian
YOu see i was strolling around picking things... but then parents are like
" DUDE MAN YOU GOTTA COMPARE WITH THE SAFEWAY AND COLES PRICE, THAT IS TOOO EXPENSIVE..."
" Mum it cost $20 for 200... "
"AT THE SAFEWAY YOU CAN GET IT $10 for the 100"
and then you have the white customers ... they look at ur parents like theyre psycho and take like 800
Basically everytime i wanted something... parents are like... nope too expensive... do you look at the price~! i am the disappointed in you the son ... SIGH~!!!!
I walk out of that costco with a handful of nothing i wanted... not even that lolly ... it looked soo good :'( oh wait its Costco and bulk buying >_> must use plurals... but those lollies :'(
NEVER WANT TO GO TO COSTCO AGAIN :'( I WANT MY LOLLIES
ONE up side... the food court had some chicken bake for 5 bucks... somehow i had some free money in my pocket... get one these random things... AND OMG... heaven hit me ... XD

So thats costco in my view...
if you've been leave your comments and experience in the comment sections belowwww
and if you havent... you would be probs like this...
you:hey xiaowei... do you think its worth it.?
me: er.. would i recommend it? er... yer just before you go... wear protective clothing and helmet... learn how to drive a trolley and ... get membership... or they wont even let you in... its friggen like the white house >_>
oh and one more thing... gas masks arent a bad idea...
you: GAS MASKS why do u need those...?
me: well theres a lot of people there... and the likelihood of a couple of them around you to drop a f bomb... ok too much ...haha XD

Smiles~~~

Update~

OMG
i am capped
gosh
i cant even load my blog properly
my internet refreshes on the 7th so
till then

Smiles~

Sleep

Do you love sleep?
coz i do
but these couple of nights .....man....
i just want some DECENT QUIET NIGHT IN >_<
FAR OUT
IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH TO ASK FOR

yesh another rant >_> due to lack of sleep

first night of my holidays...
it was a decent night had the maths tuition and then settled in at home
reading some shet
ok the clock strikes 11:00
this is an alright time to sleep... or so i thought >_>
i remove my contacts and do all my pre sleep stuff
feeling pretty tired
im soo busy i dont hear anything else... but as i laid in bed...
OMG my bro was friggen snoring like a volcano ...
his only young and can snore louder than a jumbo jet
and i swear a few hours later
that jumbo jet took off
and before i knew it
it was already 8 in the morning....
i dunno about you.... but as soon as i wake up
i find it hard to fall asleep... especially when its bright outside... sigh

Dude what are doing closing this window... i aint finished
second night .... I FRIGGEN HATE DOGS
again i do my pre sleep shet
and hop into bed... and thought to myself " gonna get some awesome sleep today"
"BARK~!"
WTHHHHHH WAS THAT
OMG its the neighbours dog arghhhhhhh
oh it was only one bark thats ok
"BARK" wthhhhhhhhhhhhhh pisssss offffffff
oh and you know how those actors try to cover their ears with the sides of the pillow
haha... doesnt friggen work
well again
no sleep

after no sleep for 2 days.... ok maybe some people out there will argue
so what i can not sleep for a week
well ur just insane
and u only can do that when u dont want sleep
i actually wanted decent sleep
but stupid things
my head feels like its going to vomit... explode wateva ><

so do u have bad nights like me
leave your interesting comments BELOW
Hope you had a good night sleeping ~

Smiles~